The hairy hall of fame: From the caterpillar to mutton chops
Published on Jun 17, 2022 at 12:13 PM (UTC+4)
by Brandon Livesay
Last updated on Jun 17, 2022 at 12:13 PM (UTC+4)
Edited by
Kate Bain
This article has been sponsored by MANSCAPED™.
Like the cheeky mullet, the beard and mustache are making a comeback.
To help you decide how to shape your peach fuzz, we’ve put together the hairy hall of fame.
And while we love to celebrate facial hair, we want to remind everyone that it’s not just your top half that needs attention. You need to make sure below deck is well-groomed too.
That’s where The Lawn Mower® 4.0 by MANSCAPED™ comes in. Here’s why you need it.
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It’s crucial you don’t use the same trimmer on your face as you do downstairs.
Did you know there’s a whole host of bacteria both on your face and below the waist? And you don’t want to cross-contaminate.
If you introduce bacteria to areas they don’t belong you can cause infections, a nasty odor and other problems.
So get your hands on a Lawn Mower 4.0 for below the belt and get creative up top with these incredible looks from our hairy hall of fame.
Reasons we love it:
The thick caterpillar mustache is an icon of American car racing.
It’s the kind of mustache that strains the foam off a frothy cold one while you sit in the hot sun and watch some NASCAR.
How to pull off this look:
The Caterpillar is best paired with a trucker hat and a singlet.
Make sure to trim your chest hair with The Lawn Mower 4.0 too, so there are no long strays poking out.
Reasons we love it:
This is straight out of 1960s open-wheel racing, back when it was death-defying to just get behind the wheel on street circuits like Monaco.
And dangerous drivers need dangerous sideburns to match. These renegades look as if The Beatles had a lovechild with fighter jet pilots.
How to pull off this look:
You need to have a bit of a mullet haircut. And get yourselves some chunky aviator-style sunglasses.
Reasons we love it:
NASCAR’s roots are in the bootlegger drivers who would fill their cars with moonshine and then drive like maniacs to avoid the police and deliver the goods.
We like to think that bootleggers rocked a massive beard like this.
How to pull off this look:
With a beard this bushy – you really don’t want it to join up with your nostril hairs. That’s a bad look.
This is where the Weed Whacker® Nose & Ear Hair Trimmer can help you out.
Reasons we love it:
It’s a no-nonsense look. If you got the (MANSCAPED trimmed) balls to pull off the handlebar mustache, you can take on the world.
How to pull off this look:
Like a 1980s wrestler, you can pair it with a Hulkamania headscarf and some neon reflective sunglasses. Bonus points if you shave your chest.
Reasons we love it:
It’s got strong secret agent vibes. And would be fun to twirl as you plot schemes.
How to pull off this look:
This is all about precision. You need to keep it clean everywhere outside the pencil-thin line of the mustache.
The right tool for the job
So now we’ve broken down the facial hair hall of fame, let’s talk about the best trimmer for downstairs.
If you keep it clean up top, make sure the curtains match your carpets. Bust out The Lawn Mower 4.0 to keep it looking immaculate.
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We reckon your best bet is to pick up The Performance Package 4.0, which has everything you need.
The Performance Package 4.0. by MANSCAPED™
- The Performance Package 4.0. includes The Lawn Mower 4.0.
- The 4th generation trimmer features a cutting-edge ceramic blade to reduce grooming accidents thanks to their Advanced SkinSafe™ Technology.
- The Lawn Mower 4.0 has a 7,000 RPM motor, a multi-function on/off switch that can engage a travel lock AND gives you the ability to turn the 4000k LED spotlight on and off when needed for a more precise shave.
- The Performance Package 4.0 also includes the Weed Whacker!
- The Weed Whacker is a nose and ear trimmer for the toughest weeds. Designed with proprietary SkinSafe technology, the Weed Whacker helps reduce nicks, snags, and tugs.
- It is also waterproof and shock-resistant housing to deliver maximum confidence.
- The package also includes other liquid formulations that are all vegan, cruelty-free, dye-free, sulfate-free and paraben-free.
- The Crop Preserver™ ball deodorant helps to create an anti-chafing barrier and provides freshness below-the-waist.
- The Crop Reviver™ ball toner features soothing aloe and witch hazel extracts for protection among the highly sensitive areas of the body.
- And it comes with a free The Shed Travel bag and free pair of anti-chafing boxers!
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Brandon Livesay covers the latest headlines and news across automotive, technology, gaming, watches, movies and lifestyle. Brandon is an experienced editor and journalist, and has worked across multiple publishers in Australia. Awards and recognition: Winner - Outstanding Online News - Breaking Issued by Kennedy Awards for Excellence in Journalism | Nov 2021 Winner - Outstanding Online News - Breaking Issued by Kennedy Awards for Excellence in Journalism | Nov 2020 Winner - 2014 Queensland Country Press Association, Journalistic Excellence 'Individual' Winner - 2014 Queensland Country Press Association, Best News Picture