It would be an absolutely awful idea to try break into this family SUV

  • The family SUV appeals to a variety of people for a variety of reasons
  • It’s a big, reliable, and safe way to get around
  • But this armored behemoth, the Rezvani Arsenal, belongs in the military

Published on May 09, 2025 at 8:42 PM (UTC+4)
by Keelin McNamara

Last updated on May 09, 2025 at 8:42 PM (UTC+4)
Edited by Emma Matthews

People often look to a family SUV for a variety of different reasons.

Some want something big and comfortable for hitting the open roads with their loved ones.

Others want something practical and functional for the daily school run.

This family SUV is unlike anything you’ve ever seen – and we’d advise getting out of the way.

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In case you happen to be wondering, this SUV is called the Rezvani Arsenal.

And the name is extremely appropriate, because it looks like it belongs in a military operation.

Pushing Pistons, the Instagram page, recently managed to get its hands on this absolute behemoth.

This SUV is an all-black, military-grade version of the Cadillac Escalade – but that’s where the similarities end.

The outside of the SUV comes with actual, fitted pepper spray devices on the wing mirrors.

So if you try to creep up on the vehicle, you’ll be leaving with seriously stinging eyes.

And it gets even crazier, because the Rezvani Arsenal also has electric shocks on the door handles.

Seriously, the presenter demonstrated the reality of that by getting a nasty shock.

This SUV comes with a bulletproof body, as well as bulletproof glass.

The mammoth monster is powered under the hood by a 6.2-liter V8 producing 420HP.

If you happen to be taking a family trip to a warzone, then you’re in luck, as it also comes with a helmet and body armor.

There are even sirens and a loudspeaker, so now you can cut through all that pesky traffic.

As we said, the Rezvani Arsenal is built on the Escalade, and the interior definitely reflects that.

Inside, there are luxurious, quilted, ventilated leather seats in both the front and in back.

Just above the main drivers’ mirror, you’ll find all the switches to control the various safety measures.

The rear of this SUV is a very nice place to be, because it is massively spacious.

In fact, you could fit several large adults comfortably in the rear of this SUV.

We certainly wouldn’t mess with this Rezvani Arsenal if we saw it coming.

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Keelin McNamara is a content writer at Supercar Blondie from Ireland, covering cars, technology, and lifestyle. Despite being a Law graduate, he discovered his passion for journalism during the COVID-19 pandemic, and has worked in the industry ever since. Outside of work, he is an avid MotoGP fan, and is a self-confessed addict of the sport.