Miami guys armor up Cadillac Escalade so it can take hand grenades, while you scroll in comfort
- Miami guys armored up a Cadillac Escalade
- The car can withstand hand grenade attacks
- Thanks to extra connectivity, you can scroll in comfort
Published on May 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM (UTC+4)
by Grace Donohoe
Last updated on May 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM (UTC+4)
Edited by
Grace Donohoe
In preparation for the end times, these guys in Miami decided to armored up a Cadillac Escalade so that it can withstand hand grenade explosions.
The geniuses behind the masterpiece are known as Miami Armored.
They partnered with Starlink to enhance their services and ensure optimal connectivity.
Plus, it’s even got safety features that mean you will be protected in the event of an emergency.
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Bulletproof cars come in all different forms and can be commissioned for a variety of customers.
For example, Bill Gates asked Mercedes for a bulletproof wagon but was denied, so he made alternative arrangements.
In New York City, meanwhile, the super wealthy have Bulletproof Lamborghinis with sky-high price tags that are taking over Manhattan.
But now there’s a new protective vehicle in town, quite unlike any other.
The car in question is a Cadillac Escalade, but it isn’t an ordinary Limo.
Miami Armored and Skyliner have transformed the car into a bulletproof paradise.
“We know luxury, comfort, and safety are non-negotiable. But why should you have to choose between them? Miami Armored has answered the call with a one-of-a-kind vehicle that pushes the boundaries of what’s possible,” stated the company.
It is described as an experience where ‘elite protection meets world-class connectivity in a way that no other company can deliver’.
But we haven’t even got to the best feature yet – which is the signal strength. The satellite internet means that you can stay connected to the world around you, no matter what is going on.
Inside, the car screams luxury with huge, plush seats and an entertainment system, so you really can go about your daily scrolling and watching habits in the comfort of a secure setting.
“No more worrying about spotty dropped signals or crossfire attacks, the armored Cadillac Escalade limo with Starlink ensures a smooth experience with peace of mind,” Miami Armored explained further.
The company offers other safe and secure cars as well.
Other Cadillac models include the Cadillac Escalade SUV, which has ‘BR6 level protection’, layered glass windows, and run-flat systems within the tires.
Elsewhere, the Bentley Bentayga and Jeep Grand Cherokee have also been armored to provide optimum safety.
Take a look at Miami Armored’s Escalade Limo below.
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